Yes, I really am that sassy.
I write things. I'm the mother of the most adorable baby in the world, and the wife of the most amazing husband (although I may be a teeny bit biased). I live in the desert, but long for temperate rain forests. I like green things. Contrary to my photographic evidence, I prefer to be behind the lens rather than in front of it. I will never eat a mushroom. Or broccoli. I love getting mail (of the digital and snail varieties).